Bill O'Reilly and posse expose national underground networks of lesbians recruiting youth in order to indoctrinate them into homosexuality and commit violent crimes against men.
Oh my! Let's crack down on this immediately because men cannot live under a constant fear of violence—a fear and level of harassment that queer individuals and women face on a daily basis.
I can't wait for O'Reilly to uncover the worldwide underground work of feminist gangs working to eradicate masculinist ideologies and practices from the face of the planet. Too bad the feminist angle wouldn't be as sensational without pink pistols
By the way, I like how O'Reilly immediately connects gang activity with a low-socioeconomic background. Nice use of stereotypes. It's getting harder and harder for me to understand how this can be passed off as legit news.