Wednesday, September 3, 2008


I came out to my parents

Thru Telekinesis

Thru Prayer

LORD HEAR OUR PRAYERS

Everyone is praying for me

Because the deacon asks them to

So,

Sister Margaret

(Over There)

Is clutching a rosary in her wrinkled hands


And Brother Doug

(First Pew, Center)

Is clapping and praying


And Sister Eva May

(the one SCREAMING hallelujah)

Is praying that I find a man

QUICK


And mom is tossing her head back


HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!

And every homosexual thought

That runs thru my head

Twist the nails deeper into his flesh

So,

Im wondering

How many Our Fathers

Hail Marys

And Glory Bes must I mumble

To be saved

From their indignation

When I walk her down the aisle



dbrown 2008

1 comment:

Jay said...

are you serious?? fucking congrats homie! we gotta chat sometime soon cause i wanna hear all about it!!